{"id":1471,"date":"2016-10-29T01:05:47","date_gmt":"2016-10-29T05:05:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kate-hill.com\/compellingbeastsblog\/?p=1471"},"modified":"2016-10-24T14:08:37","modified_gmt":"2016-10-24T18:08:37","slug":"story-sample-french-kissing-vampires-for-beginners-by-l-m-brown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kate-hill.com\/compellingbeastsblog\/2016\/10\/29\/story-sample-french-kissing-vampires-for-beginners-by-l-m-brown\/","title":{"rendered":"Story Sample: French Kissing Vampires for Beginners by L.M. Brown"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1473\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/kate-hill.com\/compellingbeastsblog\/2016\/10\/29\/story-sample-french-kissing-vampires-for-beginners-by-l-m-brown\/lmbfrenchkissingvampiresforbeginners\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kate-hill.com\/compellingbeastsblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/lmbFrenchKissingVampiresForBeginners.jpg?fit=216%2C346&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"216,346\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"lmbfrenchkissingvampiresforbeginners\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kate-hill.com\/compellingbeastsblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/lmbFrenchKissingVampiresForBeginners.jpg?fit=216%2C346&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-1473\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kate-hill.com\/compellingbeastsblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/lmbFrenchKissingVampiresForBeginners-187x300.jpg?resize=187%2C300\" alt=\"lmbfrenchkissingvampiresforbeginners\" width=\"187\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kate-hill.com\/compellingbeastsblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/lmbFrenchKissingVampiresForBeginners.jpg?resize=187%2C300&amp;ssl=1 187w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kate-hill.com\/compellingbeastsblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/lmbFrenchKissingVampiresForBeginners.jpg?w=216&amp;ssl=1 216w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 187px) 100vw, 187px\" \/>Title:<\/strong> French Kissing Vampires for Beginners<\/p>\n<p><strong>Author:<\/strong> L.M. Brown<\/p>\n<p><strong>Blurb:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Tom is your typical modern vampire.\u00a0 He lives in a detached house in the suburbs, pays his taxes, and bemoans the price of bottled blood.\u00a0 He doesn\u2019t usually tell people what he is, but sometimes it can\u2019t be helped, like now, when he has toothache and needs the assistance of a dentist.<\/p>\n<p>Martyn\u2019s night isn\u2019t going too well at all. He\u2019s working late, his patient is a vampire, and now they\u2019re being mugged. But what sort of a vampire is Tom if he can\u2019t leap to the rescue and use his superpowers to save them?<\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s only one way to find out and Martyn, a self-confessed geek with a love for all things vampire, intends to get to know Tom better, despite the bloodsucker\u2019s fear of dentists.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Excerpt:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Purchase Link:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Author Links:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Website &amp; Blog<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/lmbrownauthor.wordpress.com\/\">http:\/\/lmbrownauthor.wordpress.com\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Facebook<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/L.M.Brown.author\">https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/L.M.Brown.author<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Twitter:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitter.com\/LMBrownAuthor\">http:\/\/www.twitter.com\/LMBrownAuthor<\/a><br \/>\n<a class=\"twitter-share-button\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/share\" data-via=\"compbeastsblog\">Tweet<\/a><br \/>\n<script>!function(d,s,id){var js,fjs=d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0],p=\/^http:\/.test(d.location)?'http':'https';if(!d.getElementById(id)){js=d.createElement(s);js.id=id;js.src=p+':\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js';fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js,fjs);}}(document, 'script', 'twitter-wjs');<\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Title: French Kissing Vampires for Beginners Author: L.M. 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