Where are you from?
Hi, thanks for interviewing me! To be honest, I’m a little buzzed and heading to happy hour next, but I’ll do the best I can. I was born in Southern California, and now live in Kansas City. It’s awesome!
What is your job?
I think you know my job or you wouldn’t be interviewing me…I kid! I’m a writer, but I think I’d really like to be a Zumba instructor. That has to be way fun after a few beers or a Coronarita…
Are you a people person or a lone wolf?
I’m definitely a people person, but if they piss me off, I make them into a character in my next book. I like to think of that as karma for being a jerk.
Do you have any special powers or skills?
I can puncture a hole in beer can with my teeth, and then shotgun the beer.
What is your main goal in life?
To get through this interview before happy hour is over. My second goal is to score VIP tickets for the Dancefestopia Music Festival in Kansas City, it’s going to be sick!
Do you or did you ever have a mentor?
I like to think I’m fairly self-directed. I used to be told I was uncoachable when I was a college athlete, I think mentoring me may be a challenge as well.
Who is your greatest enemy and why?
For sure, red licorice and tzaziki. I don’t overeat almost ever, but if I am handed my nemesis, red licorice sticks and a tub of tzaziki, I seriously will eat until I am ill. I stick the licorice in the tzaziki and munch munch munch. Try it, it’ll change your life! I also take nonfat Greek plain yogurt and add a bunch of that to make it healthier. Gummy bears in that yogurt is also my nemesis. Love love love it! All my fat is due to that, definitely my enemy.
Who is your closest friend?
My best friend is named Isis. I have known her forever and she is awesome. She is on her way now to take me to Happy Hour, so today she doubles as my Uber as well. She is a total bad-ass and I know she will see this so: Isis, I want my Naked palette 3 back!
Who is your love interest?
I don’t have one. Love is overrated. I’ll just go with tzaziki for the purposes of this interview.
What is your favorite thing about tzaziki?
It’s freaking delicious and makes licorice and gummy bears taste like magic.
What makes Tzaziki sexy?
Well, it’s creamy and crunchy at the same time, and each bite tastes like the first one.
What is the most annoying thing about Tzaziki?
That is a great question! It’s actually really hard to find the perfect Tzaziki! Costco has an amazing one but some of the Greek restaurants skimp on the cucumber and I really need that added texture.
Describe Tzaziki in three words.
Magical, Delicious, Astonishing
What was the last gift you gave Tzaziki?
I gave Tzaziki the gift of my mouth.
Where would you take Tzaziki on a dream vacation?
Everywhere I am with Tzaziki is a dream vacation. But most likely, a beach.
Do you have a secret fantasy?
My secret fantasy is to get through this before I run out of beer.
Describe yourself in three words.
Adorable, Stubborn, Thirsty
Do you have pets?
I have what is most likely the fattest cat in the world. His name is Egbert. He is very judgy.
Share a favorite memory.
I remember the last time I had Tzaziki and Red Licorice, it was orgasmic.
What kind of music do you listen to?
I love music! Live music is my absolute favorite, I already said I was so excited about going to the Dancefestopia Music Festival here in Kansas City, some of my favorite artists will be there! Maybe they will give me a VIP pass for mentioning them! Hint Hint..
What is your favorite way to travel?
I like all kinds of travel, but I do know I would have been a terrible fit for wagon train days. I like to get where I am going fairly quickly.
Name one piece of clothing you wouldn’t want to live without.
My bra, for sure. I look ridiculous without one, these ladies really need the support.
What is the best advice anyone ever gave you?
Don’t worry about what others think of you, spend more time being true to how you envision yourself to become.
If you could give your past self a piece of advice, what would it be?
Don’t marry that asshole.
What is your idea of a perfect date?
I haven’t dated successfully in forever, at this point a perfect date would be one that didn’t end with me wanting to gouge my own eyes out. Oh, and beer, lots of beer.
What makes you happy?
Beer.
What makes you angry?
When I’m out of beer.
How do you like to spend your free time?
Apparently I like to spend it doing interviews.
Do you prefer one lover or multiple lovers?
Ok, I never knew I had the choice of both. I’ve had a hard enough time getting one! I’m going to say one lover, and he better be amazing because I have waited way too long to have it suck.
What is the craziest thing you’ve ever done?
I can guarantee my mother is going to say it’s doing this interview drunk.
Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
No, but the night is young! And now…I shall grab it!
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Author: Pam Stanley
Genre: Erotic Romance / Comedy
A sizzling red hot and very funny erotic romance series starring the spunky heroine Sydney Wilde, presents Book 1- ‘Sole Obsession’. This is the perfect easy pool read book, complete with suspense and comedy, and topped with a large serving of indulgent sexy scenarios. The storyline follows a frustrated woman looking for love, all the while unaware she is the sole obsession of a predator who is determined they shall be together. The Wilde Horses are her group of friends, all sexually confident and happy to share their skills and passion. You will certainly recognize at least one person you know among these characters, if you don’t recognize yourself. The book will thrill, excite, and make you laugh out loud as well as look over your shoulder more often. Enjoy the journey and look for the next in the series, Book 2-‘ Evangeline,Miss Match’… AKA ‘The Online Date Killer’ coming soon!
Author Bio
Pam Stanley is a Southern California transplant to Kansas City, and if you are in a great pub or night-life place there, he or she is probably standing right near you watching for you to do something funny or ridiculous so a good story comes out of it. When not writing, Pam is tossing back beers with friends, running for miles, or taking in any of the fantastic live sports and music Kansas City has to offer. Most of Pam’s friends don’t even know who Pam Stanley actually is. Do you?
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