Getting Your Sex on During the Holidays
I confess, I don’t like the holidays. I’m a busy woman who doesn’t have time to add decorating, baking, shopping, holiday performances, gift wrapping, card mailing, parties, and volunteering to my longer-than-Santa’s-beard to-do list.
When I get too busy, my brain goes on overload and shoots me random tasks every 10-seconds. I call it List Brain and it’s maddening.
While I’m afflicted, my kids and pets scatter and my husband sticks his tail between his legs and slinks off to bed. Our sex life and just about everything else fun in life suffers.
Sound familiar? The last few years, I’ve taken the reindeer by the antlers and figured out how to survive the holidays with minimal scarring.
Here are some ideas to keep your sanity and your sex life in tact while playing Santa. (Plus, they’ll make you as green as the Grinch.)
1. Send email Christmas cards to whomever you can.
2. Gifts. Let’s be honest, most people buy themselves what they want, so why not give charitable donations? (Asking your recipients what charities they care about, will make these gifts more appreciated.)
3. Give e-book gift certificates. (No! This is not self-serving. It’s green and supports your favorite, hard-working authors!)
4. Give local services and entertainment. Aside from being easy and green, it supports the local economy.
5. Make a list of everything that has to get done then forget about it. Address it only when you’ve decided to work on it. That way you can give yourself permission to relax.
6. Scale back the cooking. Does the office or your neighbor really need another plate of cookies? You know they curse you when you leave them with 5,000 calories worth of junk food they won’t be able to resist.
7. Pick two events to attend and graciously decline the rest. Pick dates in the future to reunite with friends.
8. If you’re hosting a party, make it a potluck.
Still having trouble getting your sexy on?
Between dinner and bedtime, sneak in a short erotic story. It’s a fun way to kill List Brain and get you in the mood.
Cheers.
About Vee Michaels
I love creating snippets of people’s most intimate moments. Please join me on my adventures. I’ve worked hard to infuse them with irony, interesting characters, and a heavy dose of sex.
My erotic stories have appeared in: Playgirl, Ruthie’s Club, Tassels & Tales, Red Rose Publishing, BooksToGoNow and soon Breathless Press.
Visit my website at www.veemichaels.com
Latest Release:
Christmas Delivery from www.bookstogonow.com/christmasdelivery.html